A summary of Doctor Who

  • First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN'T CHESTERTON HELP ME
  • Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice
  • Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk
  • Fourth Doctor: I don't know what's going on I'm just making it up as I go along I promise it's like 62% safe here have a jelly baby
  • Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from
  • Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous
  • Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what's going on in fact I've planned most of it but I can't tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what's best so set fire to that building
  • Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny
  • Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather
  • Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT
  • Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN'T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET'S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I'm so alone

toenail-fister:

"men don’t need abuse shelters, they just need to man up"
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fxckingmxnsters:

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

A Cinderella story I think

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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human:

omgtsn:

human:

android users be like 

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yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

OMFG

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tristan-mckie-is-here:

whatdoryforgot:

prayzer:

do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder

this website is full of psychopaths

psychopaths with damn good advice

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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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