rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via regrew)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via yourvoiceinnovember)

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

(via notsomightyboosh)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot, via notsomightyboosh)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via parkingstrange)

Anonymous:
You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

(via iminyourmindallday)

lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

(via iminyourmindallday)