when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

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the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate


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the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

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