browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

(via bombbombchicken)

levi-has-the-booty:

i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”

(via sherlocks-little-bunny)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via bombbombchicken)

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agentfoxymulders, via you-canttwerkwithus)

in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

"I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few."

Katie Kacvinsky, First Comes Love (via hefuckin)

(Source: psych-facts, via this-could-all-b3-a-dream)